night vale is such a weird town but brings me such great comfort <3
Tumblr folk are so patient with each other. I don’t remember why I followed half of you people and every day I scroll past Discourse from someone who’s moved fandoms ranting about some show I’ve never heard of in incomprehensible shorthand like “WC/YT shippers from ZZNMHP just don’t understand why Jyrra of the North couldn’t retrieve the Aggro Crag from the MalignaSwamp” completely untagged and I’m just like
“x lives in my head rent free” yah everything lives in my head rent free because i’m not some little landlord bitch
She is soggy
Oh shes so good at that
Riveting performance
THE PERFECT NIGHT LIGHTS FOR COTTAGECORE LOVERS 🍄
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=> THIS NIGHT LIGHT IS AVAILABLE HERE <=
✨ These are so cute ✨
Love it! Exactly as it's shown. I think I'll order some for friends too. :) Shipping was quick and the seller was friendly and quick to respond to my messages.
I love these fairy lights in my yard! This mushroom light adds a bit of magic in the evening and I have received so many compliments!
Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.
Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny
real life creepypasta